(Mis)Overheard(?!?)

by Tony Palermo

I cannot be 100% certain of this…but I swear that I heard some fellow say the following to a buddy of his the other night:

“I like my women like I like my moonwalks…”

I didn’t hear the specifics that followed but it left me wondering what EXACTLY he may have meant.

I like my women:

Bouncy?

Inflatable?

Full of kids?

Multicolored and shaped like a cartoon character and/or clown’s head?

I may need to summon a carnie to get to the bottom of this.