Holiday Beverage Distaste Goes Terribly Awry

by Tony Palermo

An exchange from work earlier during the holiday season:

CW: Do you drink egg nog?
Me: No. I went to school with a kid named Egg Nog.

CW: Really?
Me (shit): Yes.

CW: Where was he from?
Me (shitfuckshit): Er, Cambodia.

CW: Really?
Me (aw, c’mon!): Yes. He…escaped the Killing Fields.

CW: The movie?
Me (er): Well…kinda…but mostly Pol Pot.