Holiday Beverage Distaste Goes Terribly Awry
by Tony Palermo
An exchange from work earlier during the holiday season:
CW: Do you drink egg nog?
Me: No. I went to school with a kid named Egg Nog.
CW: Really?
Me (shit): Yes.
CW: Where was he from?
Me (shitfuckshit): Er, Cambodia.
CW: Really?
Me (aw, c’mon!): Yes. He…escaped the Killing Fields.
CW: The movie?
Me (er): Well…kinda…but mostly Pol Pot.